So there was this girl who was pregnant with twins. Unfortunately, she was involved in a car accident that put her into a coma for 6 months. When she wakes up from her coma, she notices that she isn’t pregnant anymore and asks the doctor where her babies went.
“Oh they’re perfectly fine. Your brother was able to take care of them for a while. He even named them.”
She replies with,
“Oh great! My brother’s an idiot! What did he name them?”
“He named your daughter Denisse.”
“Oh! That’s a beautiful name! What did he name my son?”
“Denephew”
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